Just like a normal coffee bean, you're pure energy (but unlike one of them, you're not so bitter).

You've got a pretty good attitude about things - you're kind, and a good friend - but sometimes you're so revved up that you don't know what to do with yourself. So you burn it off with fun and parties and having a good time. Which is a big part of why people are drawn to you - you've got great energy surrounding you.

Just don't forget about all the great things that happen in the quiet moments. You know - when you finally stop running around and take a nice look around you. Sometimes low-energy is just as thrilling as high-energy. You know what we mean?

Look out, world – there’s a tiger on the loose.

Love is okay and all, but when it comes to dating, lust is what dominates your life. Relationships are nice but they’re not the end-all and be-all for you. You’d rather have the chance to date multiple people at once and make out with all of them (one at a time, we hope).

We admire your resolve and your keen animal instincts. But as fun as a life of lust can be, don’t be afraid to get romantic sometimes, too. It can give you a chance to catch your breath between make-out sessions.

You’ve got it all – affection, a cool head, a positive attitude, and all that other stuff that girls want their boyfriends to have.

You’re light-hearted, fun, romantic and not too sleazy – a great combination. When you start a relationship, there’s a good chance the girl will totally fall for you, whether she intended to or not. Keep up the great attitude and you’re sure to be a heartbreaker. (Please just try to be gentle.)